Saturday, December 31, 2011

A New Year - A New Raise!

Hey folks:

I happened to go downtown today for a few quick errands and noticed that the bus fees are GOING UP effective, tomorrow - January 1, 2012.
One way trip (within 9km) is going from 3,10� to 3,20�...with that said, fees for bus passes are also going up...

My 40 trips bus pass used to be 64� and now it's up to 87,20�!!!!
So I strongly recommend loading your bus pass today if you can before the shops close at 6pm....not sure if buses keep running regular hours today or not - but if you use your pass frequently - it'd be best to save yourself some ��� and re-load your pass.

Cheers and have a good New Year!

UPDATE:  Apparently if you live IN Jyv�skyl�, you only have to pay 67�...some friends told me this at a knitting group.

Friday, December 30, 2011

Dear Blonde Girl....

Dear Blonde Girl:

Yesterday my husband and I thought we would go downtown with the kids in separate strollers and enjoy some sales without the frenzy of Boxing Day being the day before....we do this every year (well, this year being the first with two kids).

We were in the Game Store in the Forum, and you were there with your long straight hair and bangs cut above your eyebrows, possibly a facial piercing (that may have been a mole/beauty mark) near your chin, a brown huge purse that was supposed to look like an old school radio (by "old school" I mean way before you were born....me too) complete with metal knobs on it and you had a greasy-shoulder-length-haired boyfriend with you.
Anyways....I was in the process of leaving the Game Store because it was getting too crowded and almost bumped into you.  I apologized sheepishly and began to spin my youngest out of the store in his pram and you decided to be cute and say, "Are you staying or are you going?!" in English with a frustrated tone in your voice.  (This maneuver took all of 3 seconds for me to complete by the way).

I would like you to know a few things:

A) It's ridiculously difficult to do a 180 or 360 degrees turn with a stroller/pram that does not have rotating wheels.  Borrow a pram and try it....
B)  It's ridiculously difficult to do it in a tight space when people LIKE YOU don't make space and decide to just stand there and watch me try to not bump into you....you seriously could've backed up a whole 5 centimeters and none of this would have been posted on my blog....
C) I hope you read this and realize I did understand what you said but I said nothing and decided to write about you in this blog.  (And it's not because of your funky bag either...)
D)  You could have backed up to make space for me, kept your mouth shut until I was well out of ear-shot range (seriously you were less than 15cm/6 inches away from me) to make your comment or even better, walked around me (I'm not that big)...Sorry this is a slight repeat of "B" and "C".

I am assuming you're Finnish and you were practicing your English or assumed I spoke Finnish and didn't want to offend me...thanks for the hidden compliment.... I guess.

Sincerely,
A Pissed-Off Pram Pusher

PS I thought your bag was a cute idea but really hideous...just an FYI.

Happy Make Everybody Jump Day!

Formerly known as "Happy New Year's..."

Well, it's 5am as I type this...and it's New Year's Eve too.
WHY am I awake at 5am?  Well, technically, I woke up at 4.  And no, it's not because of the kids....at least it's not my youngest's fault for waking up....and it's not the dogs either (or their fault).

Some jerks decided 4am was a FANTASTIC time to set off fireworks in the back yard...we have a dark shade in the bedroom pulled down and our bedroom still lit up and it was fairly loud as the layout of the back yard has 2 buildings close together like an "L" shape - fantastic echo system--.

Now, just so you know....it is ILLEGAL to shoot off fire works any day of the year except on December 31st.
And just so you also know - it's still ILLEGAL to shoot them off until 6pm December 31st...and you have to stop by 2am January 1st.

So to the people who thought it was cute to pretend it was 14 hours later....huge thanks for scaring the crap out of me (almost peed the bed - no joke), waking my 2 month old and scaring my 4-year old dog into hiding under the bed....

Thankfully the dogs don't care if it's not too close by and they are inside...
Guess what pal? You were FAR too close.

On a much lighter note, Happy New Year!!
I hope you have resolutions you can stick by and are realistic (mine is to be tidier and to shop less...both which amuse my husband greatly)....
And the shops are closed by 6pm (grocery stores anyhow) and some shops downtown may close earlier or not be opened at all...and of course all day New Year's Day...

AND you can buy little metal horse shoes (1,15� for 6 at my local S Market) for tonight.
You melt them individually in boiling water then drop one in cold water and whatever shape it takes - is a sign of your future in the New Year....

and please remember:

Don't drink and drive.

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

My Letter to North Americans....

Dear Canadian, American or wherever you are from:

You have no idea how lucky you are to have the following stores available to you:

  • Dollarama (or any such kind of dollar store)
  • Bulk Barn (or any kind of store that sells ingredients in bulk)
  • Walmart
  • Costco/Price Club (or any kind of ware-house sized ingredients for sale - really for huge families or families that consume a lot!)
  • Big grocery stores nearby
Why am I telling you this?  Because things change and they always change here without any warning....

What am I referring to?
Don't laugh - but I am referring to....chocolate chips.
I know, it's wild eh?  You're thinking, "Chocolate chips are FOREIGN?! What?!  I'm snacking on some right now....they're on sale for 1$ this week!....My Grandma just makes the BEST chocolate chip cookies in the world!!!"
Well, I'm serious....chocolate chips are not part of the Finnish culture here.

My friend P is on vacation this week - so we rounded up her kids (2 boys) and left mine at home (one has the flu and the other wouldn't fit in her vehicle) and we went to EVERY big grocery store possible today.
We started at Prisma in Sepp�l� (?) area because my friend mistakenly thought the Asian Food Store was there...it's not.  It's at the City Market...so we went there.
They did not sell chocolate chips...and at the Asian Food Store - they only had 1 package of Chinese sausages....my husband nearly had a heart attack when I came home with only 1 package...
But I found wonton wrappers (frozen), BBQ pork buns and some other goodies...oh and when I asked for "Sesame oil" ("ses-ah-mee" is how I said it) - she told me she didn't have any.
BUT!  She had "ses-um" oil...I asked the difference and she said she didn't know.
So she took me to the aisle and up above, I see a row of SESAME OIL.  
(FYI in case you're looking for it too).

We move on to Prisma in Palokka area....no international section whatsoever (so the teenager guy working there said).
We then move to City Market (K Market chain) in Palokka....and here I am ecstatic.  Because I usually buy chocolate chips here about once a month....

Guess what?`

NO CHOCOLATE CHIPS.
The spot where the chocolate chips are usually in the "foreign section" (not joking - chocolate chips are part of the "Foreigners section" or "International foods") was filled with other kinds of chips....like potato chips....The price tag disappeared (by the way they are over 4�/bag) and it appeared as if they didn't sell them at all.

And no, the chocolate chips are NOT in the baking section...they never are and probably never will be - because they are considered "foreign".
There's whole chocolate baking bars...but not chocolate chips.

Chocolate chips are made of semi-sweet chocolate and not of the Finnish milk chocolate that Finland is known for.  (Finnish milk chocolate kicks butt and is way better than the garbage from North America...no funky after taste...no brown slime on your teeth....really a great chocolate!)

So if you know where I can buy "Semi-Sweet Chocolate Chips" in Finland - PLEASE let me know.......as I would like to sell some baked goodies with chocolate chips in them!
And chocolate chips are totally different than chocolate chunks in a sense....because Finland doesn't sell "Semi-sweet chocolate"...and because - chocolate chips are chocolate chips!
I'd be soooooooooooooooooooooooo grateful!

Yours Truly,
A North American gal who just wants some freaking chocolate chips.

PS Sinelli has a great sale on their winter craft stuff...pretty much all of it for 50%!! (But then they won't stamp your "regular customer card" -discount card, points card, whatever, - because the stuff is so cheap...even if you spend more than 15�!...unless your other purchases aren't Christmas stuff and they add up to more than 15�...)

PPS I'll check out Behnford's again...but I don't think they have any in...

Monday, December 26, 2011

My 3rd Christmas...

This is my 3rd Christmas/Holiday season in Finland and let's say it's a much different one than my previous 2.
How so?

Well, this year, we have a new baby (okay - he's 2 months old now and looks like a 3.5 month old in size) to add to the mix, a couple Brazilian friends who joined us for both Christmas Eve and Day....and NO SNOW.
One could argue that there IS some snow outside - but in general - it's a light dusting...or it's in clumps...oh wait - it's mostly all washed away.
In Finland, when there's a green Christmas (aka no snow) - they call it a "black Christmas".  Same thing.

In previous years we have had lots of snow and last year we even went on a Christmas Day hike across the frozen lake.

It hasn't been cold enough recently to keep the lake frozen at all...which really sucks because it's so dark and depressing out (I've been stuck inside for about 2-3 days - quickly losing my mind) and the snow would REALLY help brighten the area up!
That and it's nice walking out on a frozen lake and watching the dogs run around and making other doggy friends...

Bah humbug!

On the flip side, there are 365 days until next Christmas (there's that extra day in February due to a leap year) - so once the snow and cold really settles in (hopefully soon?) then I can start next year's Christmas cards.
Sick I know!  (And I have a few to finish...sorry if you don't receive one by New Year's Day!)

Oh right, back to Christmas.
Anyways, for Christmas Eve dinner - we agreed on a bigger meal then (as Brazil celebrates Christmas on the Eve of, just like Europe) and a slightly smaller meal for Christmas Day (I make my husband wait to open gifts until Christmas morning).

So for the bigger meal - we went for a leg of lamb!  And for the smaller - we opted for a roast chicken dinner.
I hate turkey (sorry this is old news) and they weren't in favour of ham or pork at the moment....

Our guests made a banana pie with chocolate frosting on top!

Leg of lamb dinner with roasted veggies and cheesy garlic bread for Christmas Eve dinner...


Christmas Day dinner - toasted herb bread with EVOO, fried pepperoni, broccoli with garlic and oyster sauce (weird I know), cucumbers, and chicken with veggies and rice!


Christmas Day dinner - blueberry/raspberry cheese cake with white and dark chocolate on top!

I hope your holidays were warm, safe and happy!!

PS I totally forgot to add this before posting it on Facebook - but anyway I will add it now quickly:

I planned EVERYTHING to a "T" so that I would NOT have to go to the stores on Christmas Eve or Friday.
Guess what happened on Christmas Eve?  My bathroom lights burnt out.
Not a big deal right?  Well it was.  Because we don't have a window in the bathroom, and I didn't want to use candles (our guest is allergic to scents and my husband hates it) and we also change the kids' diapers in there too.
So I hauled out my bus pass, rushed to Antilla, grabbed 2 light bulbs (they are the long fluorescent type) and rushed back home - because our guests were arriving a couple hours after I got back.
And of course, I got the right sized light bulbs - but two different shades of white.
So if you're in my bathroom and wondering why you feel like you're very calm on the right side of your face but feel like you're going blind on your left - my apologies.

Friday, December 23, 2011

Hoot!


My friend's daughter is an artist.  Her name is Lua Tuomi and she's a Helsinki-based artist and she makes owls.
Here's her Facebook page.
These owls are all 100% handmade without any molds and she also ships internationally!
Hand-painted and each comes with a little story or character profile!!

So I decided to ask her to make my friend one - who LOVES owls.
She also LOVES the color purple....and to knit and do other crafty things!

This was the amazing result:


Her name is Pearla and she loves to knit!


If you like what you see - you should order one too!!!
I would love it if my husband asked Lua to make me one...these are too precious for words!

HUGE thanks Lua for your amazing work! Pearla is perfect and my friend just adores her!



Thursday, December 22, 2011

Christmas!

Tomorrow is Christmas Eve and if you didn't know already - shops are closed at 12pm sharp on the 24th.
So if you haven't finished your Christmas shopping (shops are closed from 12pm on the 24th and do not re-open until the 27th) or your grocery shopping...you may want to go out today.
It'll be busy, the line ups will be ridiculously long....but at least you won't go starving for 3 days.

Santa comes tomorrow evening to visit your kids (if you've arranged it with a friend, family member or paid someone)...and typically the big dinner is tomorrow!
(And if you're religious you go to Midnight Mass or Church Christmas Day).

We're having our wonderful friends from Brazil (well, they live down the road from us) over for dinner tomorrow and we're having a "big" Christmas dinner.  We decided to get a good chunk of our groceries yesterday and I'm glad we did.  Other people had similar ideas (especially those travelling), so we quickly went downtown just to get the meat (better cuts and more choices) and got the vegetables etc. at the stores closer our home! (Less to carry/push in a stroller).

Then Christmas Day - we plan on opening gifts then...(I really should be working on finishing one! EEK!) and having a smaller dinner (but still considered big to some I guess....roast chicken and veggies).

Of course the guys plan on playing lots of video games....ha.

Happy Holidays - wherever you are and however you celebrate! (In Finnish: Hyv�� Joulua!)
All the best in 2012!

Tuesday, December 20, 2011

My New Bus Pass!

Winter is a hard time typically to get around in Finland if you don't have a car, don't have a bike (or can't ride one yet), live far from downtown or have a stroller to push.

I don't have a car, don't have winter tires on my bike (and still have yet to ride it), don't live very far from downtown and often have a double stroller to push...

There are hills as well, and the last time I walked downtown with the kids - there was barely any ice and I was sliding backwards with the weight of the double stroller and kids pushing me back easily.  Thankfully two people came over and helped drag the stroller up the very small hill - so I wouldn't slide into a popular intersection.

However, the other options are buses and taxis.  Taxis are ridiculously expensive - so I was taking the bus pretty frequently!
Especially if I only needed something quickly downtown, I could pay 3,10� and use the same slip to get back on the bus home within the hour.
However, with all the stops we make - it takes 10 minutes to get downtown and 10 minutes back.  So in reality, I have 40 minutes at most to get whatever it is I need and to hop on the bus back.
But I am one of those people who hates carrying cash around.  There's no fear of pick pocketing or anything like that in Jyv�skyl�!!  It's just because then I have to dig around for the exact or similar change to give the bus driver, hope I don't drop it...and if I run out of change - then I have to withdraw 20� from the bank machine and carry more change after.
The less cash I carry - the better I feel honestly.

So I decided to get - a bus pass.
In Nova Scotia (this may not apply to all of Canada as each province has it's own public transportation system), there are bus tickets that do not expire and can be used once and you can request a single transfer.
And their bus passes are monthly (students, adult and seniors/children) and you just sign your name on them.  No electronic system...
I recall in Hong Kong (or possibly China - I can't remember), their transportation passes were multi-functional.  You reload them at the corner stores and can use them as debit cards to pay for lunch at certain places too!


There are different kinds of bus passes depending on how much you travel.  
There is one that can be used as much as you want for a whole month, as much as you want for a whole year, ones for students and then there's the one like I have.
The blue one is for 40 or 10 trips.  You cannot put "5" trips...

At first I filled it for 10 trips - thinking this would motivate me to not use the bus as much and encourage me to walk more.
I ended up actually needing it quite a bit because I often was running behind for things (appointments and meetings etc.) or having to quickly pick stuff up downtown...and once again - not wanting to use cash.
I can't quite remember, but I believe I paid 3� for the card itself (it's electronic by the way - so keep the card in its sleeve!) and the 10 trips was 27� (I think!)....so it was 30� I believe in total!

Well, once that was zapped and as we kept getting snow and rain mixed together (aka lots of ice and slush) - I decided to keep the kids at home more but to help give Tim some peace and quiet to do work - I'll take the kids out and downtown....
Well, I better slap on 40 trips onto my card.
That costs 64�.  Which may seem like a lot at first - definitely! - however, the cost per trip is now down to 1,60�.  Even if I do use the card twice and with more than an hour in between, I still save 10 Euro cents!

Where do I get a Jyv�skyl�n bus pass?!
Easy peasy.  Go to Sokos downtown and go up to the first floor near the back where there's a lottery booth and S-Pankki assistance (near the escalators).  Press the button for the "other services" like Western Union Transfers or bus passes....and someone will be able to assist you there.
You DO NOT require ID to get a bus pass or any paper work.

So how do you use a bus pass here?
It's simple!  Keep the card in it's sleeve because the white sleeve holds the electronic piece needed to deduct your trips from your pass.
When you get on the front of the bus, there's a black square pad, with a lit up blue circle and a little digital screen there.
If the circle is lit up in blue, then you can press your pass on it (doesn't matter which side is facing the electronic pad) and it will beep once and turn green.  You'll be able to see the date and time it removed a trip - no receipt will be printed, so try to remember the time if you plan on using another trip in less than an hour! and how many trips you have left.  It's pretty quick - so look quickly!
If it beeps several times and the circle turns red - it means you're out of trips.  You'll either have to reload it on the bus or pay in cash.
And if you're using the bus pass twice in less than an hour - either to transfer to another bus or to go back the way you came...it'll beep in green again and you'll see "1/1".   So you used one "whole trip" with two applications of your bus pass to the electronic pad.
It's the equivalent of paying in cash, then using your slip to get on the bus again in other words.
You can put your pass right on the electronic pad, or slip it in your wallet (as long as it's not too thick) and near the outer edge of your wallet - the electronic pad should be able to read it....or in your mitten!  I have a coin purse for a wallet - so it's fairly thin and I just press my "wallet" onto the pad and BEEP!


Monday, December 19, 2011

Representing Finland....

So awhile ago, one of my best guy friends who lives in South Korea told me about a huge Youtube project for the holidays.
All I had to do was record a video of myself stating my user name, my location and send out a holiday greeting in 10 seconds or less and email it to someone by December 10th (I think).
So - I did it while the kids were napping...complete with dishes in the background....real attractive I know.

AND I spoke Finnish.  Pardon the Canadian accent and probably slight mis-pronunciation...

My super big Youtube debut in Finnish!

This is really neat as there are people from all over the world - and hopefully more people join up next year (especially from Finland and other EU countries)!!

Oh and I'm at 6:48....right before the Yoda guy...yeah I'm serious.
My friend represented South Korea with his students (there may have been others in S. Korea but he represented Gangneung anyway) and someone else I know represented Singapore!
Check it out!!

On that note however - Hyv�� Joulua, Happy Holidays and have a wonderful New Year!!
All the Best in 2012!!

The 1 Non-Trustworthy Finn...

I have lots of experience shopping second hand and lots of positive experiences making purchases from Finns - either in person or online...or at the second hand store Silinteri.

The kids were dead asleep this afternoon and with it raining out and looking quite gloomy, I took advantage of being indoors (but not at home so I couldn't "see the mess") and went into Silinteri to walk around.

One of the first great things I find is a cute pink Samsung S1070 digital camera for 15�.
I'm always hesitant on buying "major electronics" (DVDs are one thing - a camera is another!) - and I noticed the lady was setting up her table.
I asked her if she spoke English and she said no.
I said "Oh..." and was going to leave the camera on the table but then I remembered my current digital camera is literally falling apart (screws and all) but still works pretty well.
Then I got brave and pointed at the camera and asked her slowly, "Does this camera work?"
She looked at me.
"Is it okay?" I ask and give her a thumbs up or down sign.
She smiles and responds "Oh! Yes it works!!!"
Fabulous!  It takes 2 AA batteries and my memory card fits in it just fine (SD one) and I am literally tickled pink by this new digital camera.  The screen didn't have any scratches and the camera was in pretty good shape.

I walked around some more, found a toy phone for V�in� (those Fisher Price heavy duty ones are pretty tough!), a couple DVDs and a novel (okay - I admit it...it was "Eclipse" by Stephanie Meyer).

After a quick trip to the grocery store for some things, I head home and quietly try some charged batteries into the camera.

IT DOESN'T WORK.


Why the heck would anybody sell a BROKEN digital camera for 15�?!
Further more, why would she point-blank LIE to me about it working?!
It's almost Christmas - it could have been a gift for someone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can you imagine how embarrassing that would be, giving someone a broken camera for a gift?!  Perhaps that someone who doesn't have funds to buy their own digital camera or has never had one before?!  Thank goodness I checked it! (And no it wasn't a gift for anyone else thank goodness....it was just to replace my Pentax for major trips we have coming up next year).

SHAME ON YOU LADY!


**PS It's table 53 - and my friend told me I can file a complaint with the Silinteri staff...I plan on it tomorrow.**

Introducing my newest (and hopefully final) blog!

I have decided to make a separate blog for the baked goods I'm selling on Fridays.
So if you are interested in custom orders or seeing what is available at Poppeli on Fridays - just go to "Hooked on Sweets!"
I will no longer be posting about the baked goods on this blog anymore.

Thanks for your support!
Dominique

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Tomorrow's Mystery Cookie Is...

Tomorrow is the last time in 2011 that I will be providing baked goods for Poppeli!!  Simply because the 23rd is a shorter day for them - so I will continue the baking in 2012!!

Here's what I have available for tomorrow:

With Christmas around the corner, a popular traditional Christmas cookie is called "Shortbread Cookie".  It's buttery and soft and melts in your mouth!!

6 mini hearts (3 normal, 3 drizzled in dark chocolate) = 1,20�!!
1 regular sized cookie (round) �-dipped in dark chocolate = 1�!!

Tea biscuits are quite popular in the UK (often known as "scones") and in North America.  They're buttery and wonderful with soup, warmed up with some jam and extra butter, used in place of bread slices for a sandwich - and of course, with a hot cup of tea!
I just baked the regular butter flavour today - but in future there may be raisins and cinnamon, ham and cheese, cheese, and fresh blueberries mixed in there! :)

1 tea biscuit = 1.50�

I will have some samples of the cookies available (without chocolate) and some samples of the tea biscuits as well!!  






Available while supplies last!
Poppeli is open from 10am-5pm tomorrow!!

Thanks so much for your support!

Wednesday, December 14, 2011

Hooked on Sweets!

So for my restaurant name for Restaurant Day - I've decided to call myself "Hooked on Sweets".
It's a bit of a play on Poppeli because it's a yarn shop and I also thought of a crochet "hook"!

Anyways, just an FYI - this Friday (16th) will be the last time I am baking for Poppeli for THIS YEAR!
Poppeli IS open on the 23rd - but the store hours aren't the regular ones...so we decided I'll sell this Friday and start again in 2012!!!
I will also be hosting monthly contests if there is enough interest - where YOU can win FREE cookies!!!

It's simple - go to my Facebook Page for Hooked on Sweets, "LIKE" it before January 1, 2012 and share it with your friends and get them to "LIKE" it too!
The more people who "LIKE" Hooked on Sweets - the more contests I can hold!

And for those without Facebook, I can post the contest in the store and possibly through Poppeli's blog (we'll see about that...I have to check).
And of course, through one of my blogs...I may have to make a new blog just for Hooked on Sweets...we'll see!

Anyhow!  The first contest will begin January 1st, 2012!
A winner (must be living in Finland) will be chosen at random.

Oh and this week - I'll be baking something sweet that melts in your mouth...and something baked but not sweet!  There's a limited supply - so be sure to pop into Poppeli Friday between 10am-5pm to get your goodies!!
Check back Thursday (or Friday morning) to see what I will be selling!!

If you live in Jyv�skyl� and are interested in having some goodies baked for yourself for Christmas - orders MUST be in before December 22nd!!
What a GREAT gift idea for the last minute person you forgot to shop for...or your neighbour...or for a stocking stuffer!
Just send an email to: hookedonsweets(at)hotmail(dot)com
I offer cellophane packaging and a wide variety of ribbons or stickers to seal the bag closed.
Prices may vary.

Thanks again for all of your support!

More Photolicious stuff!

A sweet friend of mine, Sarah Reid, is going to be in Nova Scotia, Canada on January 2nd and (possibly) the 3rd.
She's incredibly patient, funny and nice - probably one of the nicest people I know of!  She has 3 darling little children, a wonderful husband, musically talented and very smart.  Oh and she doesn't smoke and is a very flexible person.
Why am I telling you this?

Well, Sarah is an amazing photographer and is accepting bookings in NS during those two days only!
Check out her website: www.sarahreidphotography.com
She has a great visual portfolio on her site and photos of a wide variety are available to you, her clientele!
  • Family (She's a proud mommy of 3 - so she has TONNES of patience!)
  • Wedding (She has some wonderful black and white photos on the site!)
  • Pin-Up (That's right!!!)
Whether it's a Valentine's Day gift, extremely late (or early) Christmas gift, anniversary or birthday....give the gift of a memory!

She also offers her services regularly to Ottawa-area clientele (where she currently resides - as far as I know!)...contact her for more information!

Sarah Reid Photography is also on Facebook as well!


My Photo Order!

For Christmas every year that we've been here - I order photos and mail them in Christmas cards.  It saves a lot on shipping a gift (although I do have some things to ship but they're tiny) and it was so expensive - that I only did it once a year.

Then I discovered www.ifolor.fi.  The site is available in English too which is great...and it was much cheaper than downtown!

Well, I got an email yesterday advising me my order was ready.  Fabulous!
Then I got a card in the mail advising me to go to the post office to pick up something that wouldn't fit in my mail slot.  Great!

Then I opened my packages this morning, found the one with the baby announcement cards in them and addressed them all and sealed them...Excellent!

Then I opened the other packages with the photos in them and began to organize them into piles (many are duplicates) so I could pick and choose which ones went into who's card....easy!

Then I realized something awful.


All the photos are 10cm along the tops and bottoms of the photo...but the lengths varied...so not all of them fit in envelopes....and I already mailed off cards...and I had already sealed (with glue) the baby announcement cards into their envelopes (which would be able to hold the taller photos)....

Oh how annoying!  But be warned!

**It says on the site that photos can be 10.2cm x 10.2cm-15.3cm**  They don't want to crop the photos - so if you cropped them using your photography software - then the photo will come out looking as such.

Sunday, December 11, 2011

Stain Remover

I had mentioned before I would list things around Finland that are handy to have at home or try to anyway...

One thing I had a really hard time finding and deciding on - was stain remover for clothes.
There is a third option - some sort of bar soap from Ekolo - but I haven't been there to buy it yet...although I heard it is also wonderful....

I also have a stain remover for furniture that I bought at the fabric shop, Eurokangas....works wonderfully! It's a spray! (Photo to come later).

This stuff is pretty fabulous!  It's free of perfumes, and has a little scoop and has "extra hygiene" - I'm assuming that means a little tougher power for germs and bacteria.
It's expensive (6,40�) but well worth it!
I use about � a scoop in my son's poopy diaper bucket with some water and let the diapers soak thoroughly and most stains come out pretty well!
You can find this at any grocery store in the laundry soap section.

 This stuff isn't too bad but isn't as strong (in my opinion) on poop stains on cloth diapers...worked great on a coat I bought at the second hand shop however! And it's also much cheaper...under 4�!


Oh and a friend of mine recommended soaking your clothes with blueberry stains (the fresher the better) in VERY hot water (cold water sets stains) and some Fairy liquid dish soap!  I haven't tried this - but perhaps next year...

Saturday, December 10, 2011

BRRRING BRRRING!

What song are you thinking of?

Well when I hear "BRRING BRRING!" I think of "Bicycle" by Queen.

And speaking of which, I just bought my first bike today...I found it secondhand online...thankfully the person selling it lived down the road from me...
Why?

Because I actually cannot ride a bike.

(You can stop laughing now...I'll explain!)


Once upon a time, I was 14 years old and still did not know how to ride a bike.  BUT! I wanted to learn!
(I also lived in an area where a nice bike easily gets stolen, there were lots of huge hills and drivers aren't always the friendliest towards cyclists...)
So my family hit up the local flea market and my Dad found one for me and it was pink and white...and a pretty good bike.  Not a mountain-all-terrain thing...just a basic bike with pedal brakes.
I ended up falling a few times, getting scared and hurting myself (girls can get hurt too - if you know what I mean!)......so I said that's it.  I'm never biking again.

However, I live in Finland...where biking is part of the norm and is pretty fast...and free compared to taking the bus.

So tonight - I'll try and bike a little nearby...I'm terrified honestly.  And I have to find a bike helmet for my jumbo huge head....
And my tires don't have much grip so I'm stressing that I'll fall over or slide on the ice...and of course I found one bike with 3 gears and winter tires on it for 10� more than what I paid...AFTER I committed to buying this girl's bike...*sigh.

But then again, now that we have two children - I doubt I'll be able to use it much in the winter anyway!
(And for 40� - I really can't complain).

Brrring brrring!

Thursday, December 8, 2011

Tomorrow's Mystery Cookie Is...

I know - I should be posting it early tomorrow morning - but that means less sleep!
So I bring to you today (and going forward every Thursday evening) - tomorrow's Mystery Cookie being sold at a local yarn shop in Jyv�skyl� (Poppeli).


This beautiful cookie is called "Santa's Cookie!"
Santa's Cookie contains:
  • Crushed almonds
  • Dried cranberries
  • White AND dark chocolate chunks
  • Cinnamon
  • Eggs, flour, vanilla and baking soda
They are only 2� a piece - and are quite large!!
Perfect for dipping into a hot cup of tea, snacking on - or sharing - if you can spare a bite!!

These are being sold between 10am-5pm at Poppeli (Keskustie 18) Dec. 9, 2011 - while supplies last.
AND!!!!!!!!!!! I will have a couple cookies on hand (broken in pieces) for you to try them before you buy one!! (Also while supplies last...)

So please tell your friends about some fresh baked North American goodies or come swing by and pick one up for your friend!!  (Everybody loves a cookie on a cold and snowy day!)
Thanks for your support! :)
(Check out "Hooked on Sweets" on Facebook and you can find out more about what I'm baking!)

Monday, December 5, 2011

How to Ruin Someone's Day...

This is not particularly "Finnish" but yet again, a situation that happened at the local S Market...
(I'm sure if you've read my previous odd experiences they're a hoot and I'm glad they entertain you.  No really - I am!)

I was having a pretty decent day - considering my oldest son screamed for an hour at 2am and again at 4:50am...stomach pains or teething - not sure.

Anyway - we had gone downtown to do some shopping - the grocery shops were packed because tomorrow is a holiday (Finnish Independence Day) - and of course, we needed to get some groceries....

So we walked back from downtown and headed into the local S Market and I was checking off things from my mental grocery list (milk, meat, bread, coffee etc). when the Chinese lady saw me and said hello.

What Chinese lady?  Oh, well the one who tried to give me her cat awhile ago...

She stopped me and started chatting with the boys and V�in� was in a pissy mood to begin with - so I told her "Oh don't mind him he's in a bad mood - he has new teeth coming."
She smiles and nods and apologizes to him for making him scream more...she's touching his dinosaur fleece hat and under his chin...and she pulls it back and sees a HUGE black bruise on the bottom of his chin.

Rewind to last Saturday...V�in� jumps A LOT.  He's a spirited kid (more energetic and more demanding etc.) and doesn't have very good aim sometimes.  He jumped from one couch to another - missed and caught the couch frame (bottom part where the cushions rest) with his chin.
It's black....Tim nor I have never had a black bruise before..anyway.
(Fast forward)


So she looks at the bruise and shock is all over her face and she looks at me and is about to yell "WAHHHHH" or something else - who knows.
I cut her off before she could out-loud accuse me of beating my child and said, "He fell off the couch."
She THEN continues to stare at the bruise and at me...and this is the part that ruined my day...

"Why you not watch him?!"
"I do watch him - he's very fast and ..." me (NEVER MIND the fact that I also have a new baby in the house - well he's almost 2 months old... and that I MIGHT be home alone when this happened and my husband could be at work...Anyways...)
"Why you let this happen?!  He hurt!"
"IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!"  I say firmly
"Oh you bad mom letting him get hurt!"
(Count to 3 before I slap her silly)
"Look - I'm going to leave now before I really yell at you.  Good bye." and I walk away.

THEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In true Chinese-fashion - she laughs really loudly and starts smacking me in the arm...
"A HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAA" (smack smack smack my arm)

I guess she didn't get my hint that I was super pissed about her comments either.
I wasn't joking about yelling at her - and perhaps she wasn't joking about calling me a bad mother and silently accusing me of beating my kid.

When in Finland...

Now if that was a Finn instead of a Chinese lady - oh wait.  That wouldn't happen if it was a Finn because they do us the kindness of keeping to themselves.  Perhaps if it was a friend that is a Finn - I'd laugh it off a lot more...but a person I barely know (whom I am pretty sure doesn't have children) borderline accuses me of abusing my kids and being a crappy mother - that makes me mad.

Sunday, December 4, 2011

Pizza!

If you come to Finland - you'll be able to find many  pizza shops and kebab houses (shops).
Well, there's one nearby called Sebastian and we were told from some pretty reliable sources that their pizza was HUGE and amazing.

Lately neither my husband or I have been getting a lot of sleep - so we thought we'd go and get a pizza from Sebastian's and I was excited! (I normally do the cooking...so a night "off" was a great thing!)

When ordering a pizza there - there are two sizes.  "Normal" or "Family".  We opted for a larger size and got a "Sebastian Special Pizza".  It cost 17� and had the following toppings:  Bacon, salami, ham, minced meat, kebab meat and house mayonaise.

You read correctly - MAYONAISE on a pizza!!!
Finns seem to like to take a walk on the wild side with pizza here...

Some other ingredient options?

  • Reindeer (usually smoked and crumbly like ground beef)
  • Peaches
  • Eggs
  • Curry mayonaise or garlic flavoured
  • Blue cheese
  • Sour cream
  • Leek
  • Capers
  • Taco sauce
  • Asparagus
  • Olives
  • Banana
And of course there are the regular toppings like: pepperoni, bacon (real pieces of cooked bacon), mushrooms (usually canned unless you order from Rosso's - a chain located downtown), bell pepper etc.

So what did our pizza look like?

It was folded to fit into the box...yup.
And it was pretty tasty - although we skipped the mayonaise....and there were plenty of left-overs afterward too!
The staff are pretty nice there - especially the fellow with the bald head and HUGE smile...he also speaks English (most of their staff do).
I also got a "pizza" card - so every time we buy a pizza we get a stamp.  Family sized ones get 2 stamps...buy 9 get the 10th one free (normal size I assume).

Skype.......

Skype, MSN, Facebook and other places that have video chat - to me, are fantastic!
Internet is more affordable than long distance calls...and if the other person isn't there- no big deal!  You didn't waste anything more than time.
Internet chatting with a web cam is fabulous for a variety of reasons:
  • You can have a very long-distance interview! (Even celebrities do it!)
  • You can meet new people!
  • You can be at the event without being there in person (if you're un-able to make it or you're ill) - like a Baptism party (my friends have done it) or other private ceremony.
  • You have a business meeting of sorts...
  • You can see the other person(s) - which is nice because you can't do that on a phone really...some phones you can - and I'm sure in the future it's possible to have video phones....
  • You can teach things via webcam!
  • You can craft or work together via internet video chatting (I am planning a card-kit exchange with a friend and we'll do the card kits together and open them together via Skype!! I'm so excited!)...think literally "stitch and bitch" just many countries apart!
Now we get to the point of this post...

There's a mall in Toronto, Ontario (Canada) that now offers Skype with Santa.
You can meet him and see him and his elves hard at work in the North Pole (a Finn would scream "LAPLAND!!!!" right about now) via a huge TV screen.  Lovely.

NOT.

How do you get your photo taken with him??
How do you whisper your deepest secrets and wishes into his ear via Skype?!

How does your child, who's been gathering courage and a list a mile long for about 360/365 days of the year SIT ON HIS LAP?!


I can understand from Santa's point of view some things like:

  • His lap gets pretty sore from all kinds of children of various sizes sitting on him all day long for a month and a half... or so...
  • His ears ringing with screams of babies and children....
  • His face hurting when children yank on his facial hair or beard to see if it's real....
  • His face hurting from smiling all day...
  • His fear of having a child who might recognize him and wrecking it for their friends and other people in line....
  • His worries of getting sick from one of those kids who dragged their parents to see him and having to go to work the next day anyway - because that's what pays the bills...and let's face it - Santa has to shop too you know!
  • His need to use the bathroom or eat when there's a massive line up of kids dying to see him...
But SKYPE WITH SANTA?! Seriously?!

(Some parents were interviewed in the above clip and I agree with them...it takes the fun and magic out of Christmas if your kid has to Skype Santa...and I'm thinking  - what happens when they get home and see that blue button with a white "S" on the computer screen (or your cell phone)...they'll be wanting to call Santa 24/7!  But for the parent who complained that she came to Toronto and was mad about the Skyping Santa bit...listen lady.  I'm pretty sure you're IN Toronto and that Toronto has at least 3 other malls with real-live-in-person Santas available for your kid to sit on....okay I'm done.)

Friday, December 2, 2011

You better watch out...you better not cry...

If you're new to Finland - welcome.  I hope this blog provides useful and fun information for you.
One thing that you should probably know now - (especially since Christmas is in about 23 days) is that Santa is from Lapland, Finland.

Don't believe me? Of course not - unless you're a Finn.
He's from your own country....or perhaps he resides in the North Pole (popular location known by the North Americans).

Every year we gather with our friends (or try to) during the holiday season and we discuss family traditions, country's traditions (or typical ones anyway) for the holidays.
I'm ALWAYS asked about the Man in Red.

Well, let me break it down for you. (Sorry if you've been following my blog way back in the beginning and this is slightly repetitive...)

North American View of Santa


  • Blue twinkling eyes, white bushy beard, a nose like a cherry, red suit with white trim, black boots and black belt with a buckle....a jolly laugh and a large round belly!
  • Depending where you're from in the world - he has a different name!:
    • Santa Claus (or just Santa)
    • P�re Noel (French)
    • Father Christmas
    • Kris Kringle
    • Saint Nicholas
    • Papai Noel (Portugese)
    • That scary man in the red suit...ha. (He's not meant to be scary but quite often to children - he can be).
  • You can often find Santa in the malls around November and have your children sit on his lap - have a small chit chat and get a photo taken - and maybe he'll give you a candy cane!  
    • Or in the case of Toronto, Ontario (Canada)....you can SKYPE WITH SANTA!!  I think this is totally ridiculous and takes the fun out of everything....but I'll blog about that later too.
  • In Canada - you can write him a letter and expect a response (I haven't tried it outside of December...).  Here's his address: 
    • SANTA CLAUS
      THE NORTH POLE
      HOH OHO
      (Volunteers respond at the post office - it's super sweet.)
  • Drives a huge sleigh with 8 reindeer (Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner and Blitzen)...9 if you include the red-nosed one who can light the way - Rudolph....
    • They land on your roof top or outside your door if you don't have a big enough roof....
  • Delivers gifts silently while children sleep on Christmas Eve - to be opened Christmas Day in the morning - via your chimney.  Don't have one? He has a key to your door....and can sneak in and out pretty quietly for a big jolly guy!
  • Leave him cookies you've baked and a glass of milk...his reindeer enjoy carrot sticks...It's hard work magically flying and pulling a huge sled with a huge sack of toys and Santa plus a couple helping elves...
  • If you're good - you get a nice toy and he'll fill your socks/stockings that are hung by the chimney with care....
    • If you're bad - you get coal.  (Better get a good stain remover for your stocking! Actually...I'll blog about an excellent stain remover another time!) 
My first year here - I told one of Tim's colleagues (now one of my friends) all this and she looked at me stunned.
She then explained quite firmly that Santa is from Finland...specifically Lapland, Finland.
There's even a Santa's Village!  So - there.
And I kid you not - she said something along these lines:

"Santa does not deliver gifts to kids while they sleep and drink Coca-Cola!"  
(Thanks Americans for that one).

What does he do in Finland?

Finland's View of Santa
  • In Finnish he's known as "Papai Noel" (I think - this is Google Translate talking...)
  • He's from Lapland, Finland...cut the crap about the North Pole...it's not true!
    There is a Santa's Village in Lapland!   Check out their website!
  • Santa delivers toys to children on Christmas Eve...in person and while they are awake!  (It's typical in Europe to open your gifts Christmas Eve and have your big dinner then).
  • His reindeer don't fly...or have the above names.  I don't even think he has reindeer that assist him in delivering gifts...
    (Although in Helsinki there is a parade of sorts when Santa arrives....)
So there you have it!

There is even a Santa Convention every year...and one year the Finnish Santa disagreed with where they stated Santa came from...so he refused to attend..or something like that.... (Hello Hardcore Santa!)
And if you have a suit and can be jolly and speak Finnish - you can probably be hired as Santa.
(Kids are smart enough to pick out their parents, neighbours and uncles).
So...post an ad about your skills as Santa and you'll probably be gobbled up quickly with requests!
Some finer points you should highlight about yourself in your ad (and it has been done!):
  • If you like kids at all.
  • Whether or not you smoke (aka will you smell or cause some poor kid an asthma attack)...
  • If you will be sober or not (FYI sober Santas are a huge hit and can sometimes be hard to find!)
  • If you are reliable and honest....timing is everything!
Good luck and HO HO HO!

In your opinion....Where is Santa from?


All info is as correct as possible with only 2-3 hours of sleep and a busy memory...feel free to correct anything I may have said in-correctly! :)

How TOUGH are YOU?

Finns love saunas....there's no shame in the naked body (I'll post about that separately) and there's nothing "odd" or taboo about seeing someone else naked at all!

However, in the video I'm about to share with you (not made by me - found it on Youtube while searching for something else)  - they wear bathing suits because it's being filmed internationally and there are hundreds of spectators....

Did you know - there are such things as "SAUNA CHAMPIONSHIPS"??!?!?!?!
For real!
So the point is to sit in a sauna with other people and see who can last the longest without passing out, covering your face or eyes, leaving/chickening out or dying.  (Apparently in a sauna championship there was once a Russian and a Finn...the Russian died and the Finn was the champ.  No joke!)
And someone is increasing the temperature by adding water to the stove, which causes more steam...higher temperatures and less oxygen in the sauna for you to breathe.
People have been forced to leave (a judge looks in while another judge tracks the time) and given immediate medical attention (and cold water of course).

Don't believe me? Check out this video...

Well, may I also remind you from one of my much earlier posts (I can't find it right now but I'll quickly explain again) - that in the winter - Finns (not all but some) enjoy sauna...near a lake?

They go in the sauna and to cool off - if they choose not to use the shower (why bother since it's winter outside and dry?!) they stand out in the snow or outside of the sauna building...yeah I've done that before (in a towel outside).

And sometimes..........they jump into a hole made in the lake!
And sometimes....they jump into the hole made in the lake and then - 




ROLL IN THE SNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Yeah...and they still live to tell the tale.  (And rush back into the sauna after to warm up then put their clothes back on if they're done).
I spoke to a friend's husband and he told me he did it all the time before GOING TO SCHOOL!  It was a great way to wake up and start the day fresh...yeah no kidding.
I asked about frost bite or hypothermia (or is it hyper...anyway) - and he said if you're in the lake for a couple of seconds then jump back out and rush back indoors - you're fine.
You're at higher risk for frost bite and other dangers if you stay in the water too long.

So in case you're wondering - no I have never and will probably never ever roll in the snow or jump in a lake.
Partially because the lake is too far away, the sauna's in my building and I am too much of a chicken.
(And we lack snow right now too...the rain melted it all!)

House for Sale!

No, not ours - we don't have a house.  We're renting.

However, our friends are moving to the other side of the world and need to sell their house!

You can find information here (in Finnish sorry)...but it's a cute little house with lots of space and 2 floors and a sauna house that's outside.

Located in Jyv�skyl�, Finland.

Thursday, December 1, 2011

Friday's Cookie is...

Domino Truffle Cookies topped with crushed Marianne candy!

Available while supplies last from 10am-5pm at Poppeli! (Dec. 2, 2011)

I have made 10 packages - 3 cookies in each one for 2�/package!!

YUMMY!