A few nights ago, I was riding my bike. I only practice REALLY late at night to ensure that there's less cars, usually nobody out and no loose dogs running around.
(I'll put a "Night Rider" chapter on this blog soon - as I've had several "interesting experiences" since learning how to ride my bike.)
Anyways, I was slowing down while approaching my building and noticed in the distance, under the street lamp and by the dumpster in my back yard - that 2 people were totally having "fun". Replace "fun" with another 3-letter word and you get my drift.
WHAT THE HECK is going on?! is what I'm thinking...as I get a little closer (so I can lean right and turn into the front yard and thankfully park my bike for the night) - they stop and stare at me.
OMG - they think I'm a Peeping Tom or something, I instantly freak and pedal super fast into my not that short drive-way and slam on the brakes, park and lock my bike and rush upstairs to tell the husband there must be a drunk couple going at it in the yard.
I sneak a peek from my bedroom window and see that the movement has slowed down as if they're rushing to get dressed and run away. Good idea!
The only thing I could do was update my Facebook status to : "Eww, I think I just saw 2 people going at it in the backyard by the dumpster and under the lamp!" or something like that.
Well, while out with my dogs tonight, I saw something again. Except there was no movement and again, no sounds.
Apparently there is a huge bush/plant thing with pink-ish kind of flowers hanging over the fence behind the dumpster (so it looks like faces beside the dumpster at a much lower level) - and that was the couple I saw the other night.
Yes I do wear glasses and yes, I need new ones apparently.
(I'll put a "Night Rider" chapter on this blog soon - as I've had several "interesting experiences" since learning how to ride my bike.)
Anyways, I was slowing down while approaching my building and noticed in the distance, under the street lamp and by the dumpster in my back yard - that 2 people were totally having "fun". Replace "fun" with another 3-letter word and you get my drift.
WHAT THE HECK is going on?! is what I'm thinking...as I get a little closer (so I can lean right and turn into the front yard and thankfully park my bike for the night) - they stop and stare at me.
OMG - they think I'm a Peeping Tom or something, I instantly freak and pedal super fast into my not that short drive-way and slam on the brakes, park and lock my bike and rush upstairs to tell the husband there must be a drunk couple going at it in the yard.
I sneak a peek from my bedroom window and see that the movement has slowed down as if they're rushing to get dressed and run away. Good idea!
The only thing I could do was update my Facebook status to : "Eww, I think I just saw 2 people going at it in the backyard by the dumpster and under the lamp!" or something like that.
Well, while out with my dogs tonight, I saw something again. Except there was no movement and again, no sounds.
Apparently there is a huge bush/plant thing with pink-ish kind of flowers hanging over the fence behind the dumpster (so it looks like faces beside the dumpster at a much lower level) - and that was the couple I saw the other night.
Yes I do wear glasses and yes, I need new ones apparently.
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